Comments on Crazy Texas Mommy: Scared Straight

Aunt Crazy: See, I always think if I ever killed a...

2009-11-09T08:37:24.612-06:00

Aunt Crazy: See, I always think if I ever killed anyone, I'd crack the first time I saw a cop. It could be a freaking mall security guard and I'd sing like a canary. This is why the military would never want me.

Katrina: Thanks, Girl!! You totally made my day!

Too funny. I laughed out loud when reading this po...

2009-11-08T12:15:55.444-06:00

Too funny. I laughed out loud when reading this post. If I ever say hersband, I'm giving credit to you.

I'm addicted to Snapped, I can watch it for HO...

2009-11-04T13:31:09.946-06:00

I'm addicted to Snapped, I can watch it for HOURS and HOURS. All the while thinking to myself how stupid those women are for getting caught in the first place. Cuz I'm smarter than they are apparently and I could commit murder and not get caught...hmmmm doubt it but it feels ok when I think they are stupid and I'm not, so there! HA

Busymom3: Yeah, they laugh at me, too, but sometim...

2009-11-04T10:31:44.679-06:00

Busymom3: Yeah, they laugh at me, too, but sometimes it's a nervous laugh and that makes me happy! Don't even get me started on how horrible orange looks on, well, just about everybody.

Glad you enjoyed the post!

Will Burke: You can't just say you had a dream like that and not share details. I'm dying to know!!

Julia: Okay, I can't stop laughing every time I read that comment. You'd be like a Hair Dye Lord. That's so awesome!

Allie: Yes, the not brushing of the teeth could indeed be a powerful weapon. Grossed me out a little.

The video is very freaky indeed.

Stone Fox: Prison is bad. It's a very bad place with bad people. I am glad you think I'm awesome, though. If I get to prison before you, I'll totally be like that woman wrestler Chyna and watch out for you. If I get to prison after you, I could probably only protect you from a toddler cause I'm kind of a wuss right now, but I am working on it.

Female Prison Pen Pals? How did I miss the commercial?? I so have to watch it again and, all my reader peeps DO NOT get a female prison pen pal.I think that might be a really bad idea.

i was going to tell you how much i love you but i ...

2009-11-03T17:12:17.872-06:00

i was going to tell you how much i love you but i got totally freaked out by that video. but maybe i should tell you that i think you're awesome just in case, for some unforseen-as-of-yet reason, we end up in the same prison. i'll probably need a hot work-out bitch to watch out for me in the yard.

don't know if anyone else got this and thought it was hilarious, but the google ad on that video was for Female Prison Pen Pals. yeah. cause after watching that, i definitely want to give my HOME ADDRESS to those babes.

Um wow. Just wow. That video is something else. Wh...

2009-11-03T15:45:02.617-06:00

Um wow. Just wow. That video is something else. Who knew...a toothbrush can make an excellent weapon. I'll tell you what makes an excellent weapon...not brushing my teeth.

In prison, I'd be running some kind of smuggli...

2009-11-03T15:37:04.208-06:00

In prison, I'd be running some kind of smuggling ring, and everybody would be getting their hair dye on the black market. From me. And I'd have a whole legion of crazy prison ladies to shank people for me. Therefore, I'm not worried about doing forty-to-life.

:D

I had a nasty prison nightmare when I was 12 or so...

2009-11-03T15:36:55.485-06:00

I had a nasty prison nightmare when I was 12 or so (not graphic), but it put enough of a scare into me!

This is hillarious. I tend to watch these shows to...

2009-11-03T15:27:04.047-06:00

This is hillarious. I tend to watch these shows too just to keep myself in line. Orange is not my color. I am also not above telling the family that if they don't do whatever it is I have told them to do for the hundreth time I will probably end up on the next episode of snapped. I think I need to work on my crazy eyes though because they tend to just laugh and whatever mom me.

2009-11-03T15:18:52.911-06:00

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